The Femme Fairy Godmother

Lesbian Life Lessons

  1. Whipped cream + vagina = yeast infection
  2. Long nails are a bad idea.
  3. Does the number really matter?
  4. For the parents of infants: use a vibrator!
  5. Exercise your right to vote!
  6. Chocolate syrup stains sheets.
  7. Playing Spot the Dyke
  8. The Lap Dance
  9. How to properly shower
  10. Never tell your girlfriend her dog is ugly.
  11. Always be a fan.
  12. Don’t be selfish in bed.
  13. The Full Femme Fit – Part One
  14. The Full Femme Fit – Part Two
  15. When NOT go to down on your girlfriend
  16. How to Break Up with Someone
  17. The Vagina is a Self-Cleaning Unit
  18. The Importance of Being Open with Your Doctor
  19. Never Settle
  20. Love is an action verb
  21. On the Importance of Being Out
  22. Sometimes, Being Single Sucks But You Still Gotta Do It

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